Yesterday my girlfriend caught me grooming my mustache at 4am. I had woken up, and I was worried about the state of my mustache. It takes effort to keep a nicely groomed mustache. I routinely wash it with conditioner, and I keep my mustache-comb handy at all times. But, for some reason she is making a huge deal out of this, and keeps insinuating that my grooming my mustache is somehow mentally unhealthy.