Sanders was born in Henryville, Indiana. His father died when he was six years old, which made him a hard ***, and since his mother worked, he was required to cook for his family. He dropped out of school in seventh grade. During his teen years, Sanders worked many jobs, including steamboat driver, insurance salesman, railroad fireman, farmer, and enlisted in the Army as a private in 1918, although he spent his entire service in Cuba. Lets just say that the bastard can throw down...
Paris Whitney Hilton (born February 17, 1981) is an American celebutante, television personality, actress, singer, model, and businesswoman.She is known for her appearance on the television series The Simple Life, her several minor film roles (most notably her role in the horror film House of Wax in 2005), her 2004 tongue-in-cheek autobiography,[2] her 2006 album Paris, her work in modeling, and her appearance in a sex tape in 2003. As a result of several legal incidents, Hilton also served a widely publicized sentence in a Los Angeles County jail facility in 2007.
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I think one look at what's really in a KFC bucket would send Paris (and the rest of us) running for the hills.
Ronald McDonald he'd have a lot of Big Macs behind him. Colonel Sanders would soon chicken out!!
Paris.
The colonel is an old fat bastard with a bucket of chicken and shes got night vision! Night Vision I tell you, havent you seen the tape?
Colonel Sanders for sure, Paris is a $lut.
Colonel Sanders!
The delicious aroma of his Cheese Fries and Original Recipe Chicken would cut through the coat after coat, layers after layers of her pungent perfume. Once she inhales this aroma, she'll succumb and pig herself out ordering chicken after chicken, fries after fries. She'll grow fat and no one will like her anymore and that will be the end of her, and Colonel Sanders will win. Woohoo yay awesome.
The End.
definately sanders unless the fight was to get your kit off and act like a slapper and tape you and your hubby jumping on and off a bed.... ;) paris hilton is just a spoilt little rich kid who is quiet simply a bit of a joke
I'd like to beat Paris about the head with a chicken leg bone....
unless paris learned how to fight with her one body part that gets the most use, definitely col. sanders.
even dead, he could still beat her
the colonel of course he would even use the 16 spices and throw her in the fryer too
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