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Get wet and clean my entire body. Sometimes I shave. Then I rinse off and turn the water off.

Sometimes I think about my fiance and imagine doing naughty things to him. Or him doing naughty things to me.

It all depends upon if I'm with my wife or my boyfriend!

Singing some songs loudly.

I get clean

I wash my hair and my body

I drink coffee

Shave

Shower

What else?

masterbate

Contemplate life's existence

Sing, think, dance, pretend to host a game show, pretend to star in a commercial, think of fanficts or books ill never write, and last but certainly not least, actually remember what your in the shower for.. -_-