Smile or Smack Survey – Your 9 deep in line at the only open Walmart cashier, and someone behind you?
Rubs your hip and says "very nice!"
You:
f) Whip out mace and start spraying the crowd and start a riot/panic?
c) Exchange numbers?
f) Wait for them in the parking lot?
a) Return the favor and enjoy the compliment?
d) Inform the cashier and have her lock down the store?
g) Rely on the two old guys by the door to stop him?
b) Other: _________________
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Step back 2 paces and then yell really loud
"DO NOT TOUCH ME YOU PERVERT! THIS GUY JUST GRABBED MY HIP! EVERYONE STAY AWAY FROM HIM"
Then I'd continue to stand in line while insulting him all the way until I got to the cashier (if he hasn't left by then).
"You're a horrible person who should be dead. Nobody loves you, how could they if you go around doing things like that. You probably have the smallest penis n the world....etc"
If what he did were worse I'd grab his balls and squeeze them while yelling all that.
At shops like Wal-Mart, maximum individuals do not get the luxury of figuring out which branch they'll get to paintings in. they are despatched to a particular branch even if or not they have any expertise in that field or not. a minimum of the man had the decency to be truthful with you, really of exact pretending to understand something about plant life and supplying you with undesirable advice.
Darn those uncontrollable shopping carts! They don't listen when you tell them to stop smacking people.
Turn around and cuss em out
glare at him angrily and get out and go to d lats,i dont care abot the business,that menace really got me tickin...
"Beg yer pardon sonny! I'm old enough to be your granny!"
I get it all the time so I'm used to it!
smack him in the face and call the cops :D
well, I truely can't see it ever happening to me however if it happened to my wife I'm sure she'd slap me with out even thinking about it!! lol
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Smack that *****