Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky...?
Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money!!!!
-George Carlin
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The greatest mind for religious beliefs in a long time.
Certainly not all Religious belief is confined to such a child's level .Lots of people have made artifacts or sculpted monsters to worship. Im not sure where you get the invisible man thing from or of his residence in the sky.
You are probably right that we all have a very small minded concept of God.
There is a book called " Your God is too small" which examines how Christians even have humanised pictures of God. Maybe as the Headmaster or the sugar daddy or The Tyrant King.
Your precified version does you little credit but it is such a popular propagandist ploy to ridicule Spiritual things ,we can hardly blame you.
If only we can all share in The Reality of God everywhere.In every particle of matter, seen or yet undiscovered we would begin to understand the astounding precision of a single life form and of the engineering precison of our own systemically balanced solar system . All due to chance and your supposed invisible man of evolution! Blind as a ( no we cant say bat because they are miracles of engineering as well) but rather non believing man or woman.
Invisible man? So I guess you believe in - the man in the moon as well?
I personally think that all important questions should be answered by George Carlin. Funny guy, not a a great spiritual thinker.
That might be worth reading if it were true...stupid quote...the part about doing 10 bad thingssend you to hell is not correct. SOOOO the person who wrote this should not even be writting anything and publishing it anywhere untill they actually know what they are talking about! HAAA and you are posting it here showing you really dont know either...SAD!!!
lolololol religion hasn't convinced any body. They all know the truth in the back of their head. Why would they be so paranoid of death if they truly believed eternal paradise awaited them on the ''other side''?
He is Santa Claus magnified my a million
The voice of reason became quiet when Carlin died
Actually in theory after you have accepted Jesus Christ into your life you are saved for the rest of your life no matter what you do. So it is, in fact possible for a murderous blaspheming fornicating thieving greedy lusting rapist to get into heaven.
Totally true, while I am real, not watching what you do, and give free cookies yet were are my followers? No Idea!