Funny Prank Call Voices

- Every five seconds change your accent.

'Mexican'........(Say something random like about dolphin cleaning.).....'French'.......'southern.'

- Call Ikea, and say. "Do you have any waffles?'. Call customer service. Be like, do you have any waffles? For delivery? Be convicing. Be like, you really want those waffles.

- Call somebody and when they pick up say "may I help you?.

" Act like they called you.

-Call up the local Chinese eat out and insist on ordering some American fast food and why they should include it in the menu! Throw a tantrum!

- You call up your victim and pretend to be an engineer from the phone service. Say that the phone lines have been giving some problem and you would like to test the voice quality. Select a few stupid phrases and make your victim repeat the same for voice testing!

-Call up some random number in the summer and start singing Christmas carols.

-Call up some number and when that person picks up the phone, get some girl to say, 'hey.. I have bad news.. I'm pregnant.' Scares the hell out of any listener! Simple, yet effective.

-Give all the people one of your friend's number. Tell the guys that the number belongs to this really hot girl and its her birthday and tell them to wish her. Tell your female friends that it is a really hot guy and its his birthday. The best part is, it really ISN'T the birthday of the person they are calling!

PRANK TIPS:

-Always dial *67 before the number so you can hide your number from the person you are calling.

-Never admit that the call is a prank call even if they know.

- Bite your bottom lip and breathe out your nose to prevent yourself from laughing.

-Practice disguising your voice

-Remember that the person's reaction is half the fun.

=D Have fun!

Oh gosh alright here are some of the ones my friends and I have done...

Pretend to be from animal control!!! Say that we are calling back for the rabid raccoon you reported earlier etc.

Call them up and start talking about something random, and then randomly in between whatever your saying begin yelling at your grandma, "get off the porch grandma" "don't forget your oatmeal grandma" "grandma, stop hitting him with the broom" etc.

Call them and propose...lol with a speech and everything, bonus points for making sobbing noises XD

There are tons more!! You could prank call stores and stuff but you got to be kind of careful because I think they might be able to track you down..I'm not sure. My friends usually pick random people from our phone book that we don't really know too well lol

And remember always use *67!!!! And never admit that it's you prank calling, ever!

Good Luck :)

KittyAnimal gave some PRETTY good ideas! Use them! I'm not gonna even bother re-stating them for my answer because she already did.

Anyway, I used to do this thing where I called, heard how they talked (what kind of accent, what kind of voice, etc), and mimick it. If they had one of those squeaky Spanish female voices, I'd say "Heyy, guess whoo?" in that voice. Same for every other type of voice. Then they have to guess who. If they say "I don't want to guess, who are you?" just keep saying "GUESS!" Then they'll guess names. "Nana? Susie? Mariel?" etc. You can say the first one is right, or you can make it more realistic by choosing the second or third name. Then they'll be like "Oh,, hii Mariel, what's upp?" Just keep going from there.

Once I got some grandparents to thing my name was Tommy and that I wanted a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle truck and Deodorant for Christmas. It was hilarious.

Also, like Kitty said, DON'T FORGET *67!

Don't listen to the people saying, "Don't do prank phone calls." They're fun. They don't know what they're missing out on.

OR you could use one of these:

http://umbla.com/free-soundboards.php

HEhehehe!

We always call CVS here's one we did! You have to talk in a annoyingly funny southern accent

Person: Thank you for calling CVS how may I help you?

Me: No good day listen here we're you raised ocrrectly when you answer the phone you asked someone if they had a good day now lady if you dn't ask me how my day is going I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey

Person: Mam please cal-

Me: DONT TELL EM WHAT TO DO LADY NOW I NEED HELP

Person: What do you need help with ma'm

Me: Do you have any organiac diapers (or-gan-iac) (Die apers)

Person: Ummmm ma;m no we do not

Me: Well is your store drunnk or sometihng I called thurday about cotton fresh poopy colored Thongs! And tyou know what they said they didn't have any then I called last night and I asked if they had any bouncy balls that go 'help being raped' and they didn;t have any you're stor need help now I need to take a poopy letting t soak through my thong before I get constipated!

I know made no snese but we were laughing our boo-tay's off!!!

This totally worked.

So, what you do is call a friend. Hopefully a family member answers and not a kid. Let's pretend your friend's name is Bob. (This can be funny for a girl friend and a guy friend).

You: "Hello. This is Doctor (Insert name here). I am calling to say that your daughter Bob is pregnant with twins. Two girls."

Make up the rest from there! I've done that tons of times. Don't forget to dial *67 so your phone number shows up. And never dial 911. Haha (:

Call someone randomly and tell them about what a great date you had last night. With ALL details.

Place an order for Pizza from an old lady.

Ask someone randomly why they haven't called you back.

Tell someone your car broke down.

Tell someone about your day.

Act like it's a 911 call.

Act like you're lost in a desert.

ONLY call people's number. NO businesses...found out the hard way.

Ready?? Ok, here are my ideas:

-call a place and ask for the OPPOSITE of what they sell

- pick up the phone and start getting mad at your "ex" hahaha

- Fake an italian accent and be all,"eh, whadda you wanta, ah??"

Ok me and my friends do this all the time, get a number for an "escort" aka whore and call them and ask them if theyll do crazy stuff, like eat penut butter off your toes or something! :) its really funny

Here's a great idea--don't do it.

Ever heard of CALLER ID, bright eyes?