Several years ago, my neighbor moved to this country from Serbia. Recently, his niece, who had been forced to flee into Russia to escape the Muslim terrorists the Clinton administration supported in Serbia, was able to join him and moved into his house.
As a friendly neighbor, I’ve been talking with her and helping her with various things, and we seem to really like one another as more then just neighbors.
Unfortunately, her uncle sees it as his duty to defend her virtue and has informed her that he will “shoot any bustard who attempts to take advantage” of her and, according to her, accentuates this point by waiving around one of his many [semi-automatic] Kalashnikov’s [AK-47 knock offs] (Interestingly, I’m the guy who helped him get a firearms purchasers license and membership in the local gun club).
Update:I was wondering if any of you might have any suggestions regarding how I might inform my neighbor of my intentions in such as manner as to avoid having him start shooting at me.
I’m not particularly interested in getting in a gun battle with a well armed, battle-hardened, Serbian (I’m mentioning that he’s Serbian in case there are any cultural traditions in either Serbian or Slavic culture which dictate the manner in which this issue should be approached) who has years of experience fighting the Muslim aggressors Clinton was supporting in Serbia.
PS. While I admit to having already asked this question in the Family and Relationships section, I only received a single response and was hoping for a little more advice on this important matter.
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First to tell you that your question is so funny I smiled like hell when I was reading it. You see every serbian would tell you that they will “shoot any bustard who attempts to take advantage” because it is comon statement of serbians regarding their female familly. I insure you it is only statement he would do it only if you hurt girls feelings. My advice to you is that you explain that you love that girl directly to him that way you will show him that you only have best intentions and he will feel much safer knowing that you asked him. But please dont do enithing stuped with girl because when Serbian say something he will do it so dont only take advantage of girl. Just inform him of your etantions and you will see that everything would be ok. I have problems like you here in serbia all the time. Everything would be ok trust me.
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P.S.2. It would be god if you learn about Serbian culture it will help you a lot, bot with girl and her uncle
I'm sorry you have not received any responses, as it seems you are asking a sincere question. I am Indian, so I know the culture is different. I am married to a white man, and my parents actually disowned me for a while. I am unsure if the Serbian culture is like that.
I can tell you that from my family, you would have gotten a resounding "no", but nobody would have shot you.
My suggestion is to talk to him, tell him how you feel about his niece. Tell him you have no wish to dishonor her in any way, and that is why you are approaching him. Feel him out - if his response is good, then pursue the matter. If it is not, and you still want to try, hang back for a while and let him see that you are worthy and no threat to her.
Hopefully, he will appreciate that you approached him first, and realize that the move took courage and respect for him.
Good luck with this. I wish you the best!
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