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You're obvy not looking very hard

And you exist in a time when porn in all it's lurid gynecological detail is more available than at any other time in human history.

Better call tech support, there's clearly something wrong with your computer!

im sure there are ones waiting for you. Just that most are ones you dont want to see. Keep on trying, you might find one.

Maybe it's a good thing. No wait...it is. The less people like you the better.

God's not answering your prayers huh? Why are you blaming us? You have to do something about it yourself! Dont wait for an imaginary friend to help you, do something about it yourself!!

Most of them are not worth finding.

Truly.

Nope.

mind of a squirrel dude, gotta keep on keepin on...there is one out there for you. Don't give up.

No most vaginas are attached to materialistic heads.

If you have money, you could order a russian one.