The first dream had an odd, incoherent context, but let's just say it was inside a vacant department store and I was with young two men (one of them tall) and a dirty blonde lass. We were somehow under the authority of, a man and a woman I think were near-elderly. We were apparently confined inside the place where we were safe from the heavy rain outside. The four younglings rested in the furniture area together for a while, but I noticed the girl and the shorter of the two young men wondered off.

Soon after (other incoherent things occurred, like me killing a squirrel under my foot to add to a pot of stew a transient character was brewing there) the other guy and I began hearing muffled, perhaps exaggerated, moans from the girl who was with us previously. We knew she was copulating with the guy who also left. I noticed the sound was somewhat close, that it was coming from an aisle nearby. Apparently, the two love birds were somehow inside a large demo' microwave. I remember being annoyed for feeling mildly horny in response (I apparently have low libido and like it that way)

I retreated back to the furniture area. The tall guy was sitting there and I could see that he was bored and eager for some mischief. I suggested that he and I carry the microwave, with the other two, outside into the heavy rain and leave it there, as a prank. He displayed a large grin, accepting my offer. I remember the older couple noticing our absence as we approached the Microwave and then I was woken up.

In the second dream, I simply followed and tried to ease-drop on a man and a woman who were together in an outside lobby. I think one of the two was a co-worker.

I don't understand.

I rarely have dreams like this.