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The personal version of the MB1 1524mm vehicle launched, self-guided CAR Pummeler™ will be out early 2012. They are trying to work out some kinks. The targeting needs to be a bit more precise. From what I've heard, in the testing phase innocent friends and family were being pummeled to death along with the perpetrator if they stood too close, however, in a statement released to The Associated Press the inventor denies any "accidental" deaths related to their product. Keep your eyes peeled for the launch!!! :P

Hmmm. Maybe my friend Gene could lend you his Molecular Disintegrator?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aoomb...

Thanks for the TU, Darth. Think you'll like some of the 25 Comments on the Gene question, besides the answers.

EDIT: Great! Just the holiday present.The question is; how do we induce, say, Chris Christie, Michael Bloomberg, Michelle Bachmann, John Bohner and the rest to use a P.P. on themselves? And as this is in the Finance category -- how about all those financial wizards, starting with Larry Summers?

Meanwhile, can't wait for Dick Cheney's tour of the talk shows next week to promote his autobiography, starting with The Today Show on NBC. Excerpts indicate he will torpedo Bush, which could be like watching the beginning of Peckinpah's 'The Wild Bunch'. You remember? A gaggle of giggling Mexican boys amuse themselves watching a scorpion fight to the death against a horde of ants, that is, until the boys pour kerosene over the battle and throw in a match...