When the Times Of Ending® comes, will I be allowed to feed my cat?
I am worried about my cat and my dog.
They can't feed themselves if I'm not there. I worry so much.
Do you think I will be allowed time to feed them quickly and leave and note for the neighbours when Jesus comes to send me and non-believers to the Endless Holocaust.
Update:Fireball, unless you have loved animals as much as I do you can't even guess how much I care...
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Oh Christ, I never thought of that.
My dog will starve as well, or maybe she's been a Christian, behind my back.
My deceased cat (Morgan le Feyline) actually once gave Job a new trial in the form of a hairball. Literally ON the Book of Job. I hope kitties don't go to hell. The cards are kinda stacked against her if they do: black cat named Morgan le Feyline is bad enough, but then she had to go cough up a hairball on the Bible? She knocked over the Christmas tree a few times, too. Poor Morgue.
I don't think your Cat and Dog believes in Jesus. So that means they will be sent with you to the 'Endless Holocaust' !! You can feed them there!
Hm. Depends. Is your cat a heathen cat?
If so, sorry, no. You'll only be able to feed good god fearin cats.
Cat being as they are, all bitchy and such, will pretty much go extinct. Man, that blows.
Just hide your cat and dog under your coat and sneak them into the Lake of Fire with you.
I'm curious to know........
What's with the trademark thing on the end times?
Have you copywrited the end times for yourself only?
When Christ raptures me off the earth, will you try to sue me for infringement or something?
the dog will eat the cat, so don't worry...
what?!!! your cats don't believe?god won't save their eternal souls?!!! what a bastard!
at that point you wont care believe me,,
Stop this sh*t please.....