I’m flying out to Arizona tomorrow and nobody knows who the hell I am anywhere near that part of the country, let alone the state. Figured I might as well have some fun with it and mess with people big time. I’m in an exit row and it’s one of those planes where the flight affendants right across from you, so I’m planning on talking their damn ears off about weird crap. I was going to first talk loudly about how the pilot had told me it was his first flight ever and he’d never flown a plane by himself before. When she corrects me I’ll jusy smile and politely tell her she’s mistaken because I talked to him and she must not know what she’s talking about. Then I was gonna go on a tangent about how American Airlines should declare war on Delta and ask her opinion about what weapons they will need. I’ll make a point to try to trick her into saying “bomb” and then I’ll point and scream that she’s a terrorist. I’ve also got some weird things I can do with my eyebrows while we’re congersing. Just typical Funny weird *** bullshit that will make the long *** flight a whole ******* hell of a lot more damn fun. I want to weird this lady the hell out! What should I say? Thanks!