You have the option of learning Hebrew, so do it already.

Thinking, intelligence, functional brain cells, stuff like that.

Oddly enough, the story of Abraham claims that when an Invisible Voice told Abraham to slaughter a child as an act of worship, Abraham went right ahead and began planning to do exactly that.

Why wouldn't the REASONABLE response be more along the lines of.....

"F[intercourse]K OFF, Invisible Voice. Any GOD who would even SUGGEST such an atrocity is not WORTHY of worship!!"

Perhaps it was a priest or a shaman. 

Or 35,000 different priests and shamans. 

Or a Rabbi? Or Joel Osteen? Pat Robertson? 

Jim Bakkar?  

If your God was real, he is incompetent because he can't effectively convey a simple message.