To the tune of American Pie-

A long long time ago, I can still remember.....How the site use to make me smile..and I knew if I had my chance,I could do the Top Contributor Dance,and maybe people would be happy for a little while---But then the Purple Plague made me shiver--and every new glitch Yahoo would deliver--Bad Trolls on every doorstep,Then Chinese Bots ran up the stepsI can't remember if I cried,when trolls suspended me and my account died.But something saddened me deep inside,The day, Yahoo Answers died-So BYE BYE, All my stalkers who lie ,Drove the site to destruction and now all our accounts die.And them Good ol' trolls taking their Meds with Rye,Singing THIS will be the day Yahoo finally dies-