1. You are in your house minding your own business when all of a sudden, a man breaks in demanding 600 hundred potatoes. What do you do?
a) Play dead.
b) Call the police and then escape the house, fast!
c) Throw a wild dance party with your new-found friend.
2) You are in a grocery store shopping for your usual cereal and bread when an old woman with a shopping cart rams into you and growls. you.....
a) Take your own cart and ram her back, then make a run for it.
b) Growl back and pounce on her!
c) Grimace and pretend you didn't notice.
d) You don't want to upset any growling old ladies....
e) Grab the cart and run down the aisle, then jump on it and crash into a display.
4. Your parents ask you what you want for your upcoming birthday. You tell them...
a) A giftcard, or some money would be nice.
b) A flamethrower! And a trampoline! And a unicycle!
c) A dog or cat? You dont know, you havent really thought about it.
4) Your favorite animal from this selection is?
a) Goldfish
b) Dog
c) Unicorn!
d) Sea lion....ARK!
e) Cat
5. Your favorite food of these is....
a) Pizza
b) Sushi
c) Toast
d) Kalimari (if you dont know what this is don't choose it!!)
Thank You.
Update:My answer.
1. B
2. D
3. A
4. D
5. B
Answers & Comments
Verified answer
1. Lol--I have 700 hundred potatoes in my pantry
2 E. lol- these are funny
4. b
4.b
5,b
Thanks Janet :-) That was fun and funny
1). You are in your house minding your own business when all of a sudden, a man breaks in demanding 6 hundred potatoes. What do you do?
a) Play dead.
b) Call the police and then escape the house, fast!
c) Throw a wild dance party with your new-found friend.
b is my answer
2) You are in a grocery store shopping for your usual cereal and bread when an old woman with a shopping cart rams into you and growls. you.....
a) Take your own cart and ram her back, then make a run for it.
b) Growl back and pounce on her!
c) Grimace and pretend you didn't notice.
d) You don't want to upset any growling old ladies....
e) Grab the cart and run down the aisle, then jump on it and crash into a display.
c
3). Your parents ask you what you want for your upcoming birthday. You tell them...
a) A giftcard, or some money would be nice.
b) A flamethrower! And a trampoline! And a unicycle!
c) A dog or cat? You dont know, you havent really thought about it.
a
4) Your favorite animal from this selection is?
a) Goldfish
b) Dog
c) Unicorn!
d) Sea lion....ARK!
e) Cat
b
5. Your favorite food of these is....
a) Pizza
b) Sushi
c) Toast
d) Kalimari (if you dont know what this is don't choose it!!)
b
1. You are in your house minding your own business when all of a sudden, a man breaks in demanding 600 hundred potatoes. What do you do?
a) Play dead.
b) Call the police and then escape the house, fast! this one
c) Throw a wild dance party with your new-found friend.
2) You are in a grocery store shopping for your usual cereal and bread when an old woman with a shopping cart rams into you and growls. you.....
a) Take your own cart and ram her back, then make a run for it.
b) Growl back and pounce on her!
c) Grimace and pretend you didn't notice. yup thats what i would do
d) You don't want to upset any growling old ladies....
e) Grab the cart and run down the aisle, then jump on it and crash into a display.
4. Your parents ask you what you want for your upcoming birthday. You tell them...
a) A giftcard, or some money would be nice. yea this one
b) A flamethrower! And a trampoline! And a unicycle!
c) A dog or cat? You dont know, you havent really thought about it.
4) Your favorite animal from this selection is?
a) Goldfish
b) Dog, yea I guess this one :D
c) Unicorn!
d) Sea lion....ARK!
e) Cat
5. Your favorite food of these is....
a) Pizza, of course
b) Sushi
c) Toast
d) Kalimari (if you dont know what this is don't choose it!!)
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1. You are in your house minding your own business when all of a sudden, a man breaks in demanding 600 hundred potatoes. What do you
c) Throw a wild dance party with your new-found friend.
2) You are in a grocery store shopping for your usual cereal and bread when an old woman with a shopping cart rams into you and growls. you.....
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e) Grab the cart and run down the aisle, then jump on it and crash into a display.
4. Your parents ask you what you want for your upcoming birthday. You tell them...
b) A flamethrower! And a trampoline! And a unicycle!
4) Your favorite animal from this selection is?
c) Unicorn!
5. Your favorite food of these is....
d) Calamari (if you don't know what this is don't choose it!!)
Thank You.
Your Answer:
1. You are in your house minding your own business when all of a sudden, a man breaks in demanding 600 hundred potatoes. What do you do?
b) Call the police and then escape the house, fast!
2) You are in a grocery store shopping for your usual cereal and bread when an old woman with a shopping cart rams into you and growls. you.....
e) Grab the cart and run down the aisle, then jump on it and crash into a display.
4. Your parents ask you what you want for your upcoming birthday. You tell them...
a) A giftcard, or some money would be nice.
4) Your favorite animal from this selection is?
e) Cat
5. Your favorite food of these is....
a) Pizza
1. You are in your house minding your own business when all of a sudden, a man breaks in demanding 600 hundred potatoes. What do you do?
b) Call the police and then escape the house, fast!
2) You are in a grocery store shopping for your usual cereal and bread when an old woman with a shopping cart rams into you and growls. you.....
c) Grimace and pretend you didn't notice.
4. Your parents ask you what you want for your upcoming birthday. You tell them...
a) A giftcard, or some money would be nice.
4) Your favorite animal from this selection is?
b) Dog
5. Your favorite food of these is....
a) Pizza
1--B...if he's crazy enough to want 600 taters, I don't want to know what he plans to do with them, or if I figure into any of those plans.
2--E...and then tell the manager that she made me do it.
3--B...I've always wanted to learn to ride a unicycle. I love jumping on a trampoline. And I could have some definite uses for a flamethrower....be afraid...be very afraid.
4--B...Dog, no brainer. I'm more of a dog person than a cat person. Goldfish are boring. Sea Lions are fun, but have you ever caught a whiff of their breath? A unicorn would be nice, but I lack a certain, um, attribute that would allow me to even approach one.
5--C...Calamari done right is tremendous....it's one of the few things I will eat that swan while it was still alive.
But, whattsa wit da "Kalimari?" You spella da word wit a "K?" Whatta kind a paesan you, eh? lol
Ciao!!!
1.
~Give him the only bag of taters I have.
~When he is not looking, bash him in the back of the head to knock him out.
~Take back my taters.
~drag his azz outside and let my dogs hump him.
2.Grab the cart and run down the aisle, then jump on it and crash into a display.
4. A flamethrower! And a trampoline! And a unicycle!
4. Cat
5. Pizza
1) a or c or sad u didnt give me an option of actually really either handing over 600 potatoes, or give him the money to buy 600 potatoes..which wud have been the best in my choice...
2) b or c
3) a
4) c
5) pizza....as for kalimari its some sea food stuff..and ur right i dont know much about it..so leave it..
1. B if i can.. C if i need to pretend i cant get away from the guy
2. D
3. A
4. B or D
5. A and C
Lmao the first 2 are kinda weird....
1) b
2) a
3) a
4) b
5) a