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i would kill justin bieber with a ping pong table, a pizza box, a flashlight and scissors and the parrot and chimp would help.

Well, as the parrot gives Mr. Bieber singing lessons using a flashlight as a microphone. Meanwhile, after cutting my toe nails with the scissors, I would play ping pong with the chimpanzee whilst standing on the pizza box so that I would not slip on the banana peelings I left in the floor 3 weeks ago.

Use the scissors and paddle to threaten Justin Bieber into a corner. Old school interrogate him with the flashlight shined in his eyes. Mainly, I'd be askin' him why he ever stopped singing well. Back in 2004, he was just a cute kid on YouTube, now I haaaaaate him. Then knock him unconscious with the paddle, and play ping pong with the chimp. If the chimp went insanse, I'd keep it at bay with the scissors and I'd use the pizza box as a shield.

No doors or windows... oh dear :(

I guess i would play ping pong doubles; me and the chimp v Justin Bieber and the parrot (who would lose)

Then when we get bored i would give the monkey the flashlight to play with, give the parrot the pizza box to sleep in and cut Bieber's hair with the scissors

cut justin beiber's hair with the scissors. lick the cheese off the top of the pizza box. take the batteries out of the flashlight and see what they taste like. play ping pong with the chimpanzee with the parrot doing commentary

hopefully the chimp would kill JUstin Bieber with flashlight while the parrot and i have a talk bout something interesting idk just something and then the chimp and i will play ping pong idk wat we will do with the scissors and the pizza box they r useless in my equation right now...hope thus helps and makes u laugh

Use the scissors to kill Justin Bieber.....I win

Way to demented for me. Good luck.

kick through the wall and walk out... its just made of sheetrock