In other "words", if you were a domestic cat living comfortably and contentedly with a typical American family---and suddenly you were given the miraculous ability to understand AND to speak English and were suddenly able to communicate with your owners, your human family: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'D SAY TO THEM? Specifically, what would be THE FIRST 5 THINGS you'd say to them? Please answer with numbers 1-5) or A-E) or just with 5 bullet points. Thank you so much. Meow.