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I prefer bangers and mash.

It's generally a good idea to be fully aware that you're not quite as awesome as you think you are...

If your wife says you're being obnoxious about it, you probably are, and may want to lay off on the back-patting for a while...

Well it couldn't hardly come WITHOUT the sauce, could it?

Does that go with your Bubble & Squeak?

Pride goeth before a fall my good man....

I would love to suck the spots off of that delicious dick.

I don't like currants

mine has stripes, so yeah flash that puppy.

OH LOVELY! ...........ahem! I mean, it looks nice :P

hummartiaaaaaaaaa !!!