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Jebediah Ezekial Yoder Walsh

George Alexander Snead.

The Simpsons went into the witness protection program in their remake of Cape Fear, so I would change my name to Homer Simpson.

Robin Banks

Anita Newman

Tony Hill

If it really was for witness protection then i would go for

First name = " "

Last name = " "

Really cant be more protected than that....

Ella Fitzgerald.

Mmm, if I were a boy, maybe Tyler Durdin. lol

But since I am a girl maybe Marla Singer, although she was a little psycho, so maybe Trinity Xia. I really like the letter X.