I hear a lot of women say that chest hair is gross, but it soaks up all the Brut™ cologne I pour on...?
I pour it on until all that hair is wet and dripping, and it soaks right in. Clearly it serves a purpose. For some reason, though, women seem to shy away from me, probably because of the chest hair. I mean, I'm dressed fine, what with the wifebeater and gold chains, and my '74 El Camino is stylin'!
I guess my question is, are these women lesbians, or what? It's the only thing I can think of.
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Chest hair is absorbant for soaking up her vomit too....way easier than trying to hold her hair to keep her head outta the toilet....no need to stop while yer tappin it
Chest Hair is gross but in reality some women love it. Maybe it shows a sign that you shouldnt wear that specific cologne.
Of course they are! What else could the answer possibly be? I mean, you're pimpin' the Brutâ¢, you got your gold chains, your Camino . . . Did we mention the Brutâ¢?
Maybe you didn't use enough Brutâ¢. More Brut⢠will help to spread the love around the world.
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(How much will they pay me for the product placement? Will I get paid as much as you?)
It all depends on the trends at the time. there was a time that chest hair was super sexy on a man, now everyone shaves it off! Wait 5-10yrs, it'll be sexy again. I don't think they're gay, just it isn't the cool thing to have at this time.
Some women just aren't attracted to chest hair.. others don't mind.. and some might like it... just different opinions.
........"are these women lesbians,".....
Nah, just women who don't prefer chest hair! We all like different things, like how some guys like big boobs and some like small, but that doesn't make them "gay"