May 2021 10 229 Report
Here’s a joke for all of you! Hope you like it! “The Duck”?

There are 3 best friends: Daniel, Nathan, and Miguel. Tragically, they died in a car accident and they go to heaven. Once there, God gives each of them a duck and says, “These ducks are my gifts to you, but beware.”

The three friends go to a park with a lagoon and smooth grass when Daniel asks, “What would happen if I touch my duck?” Without letting his friends answer, he touches the duck and all of a sudden they here quacking everywhere and in front of him appear the ugliest girl ever.

Rotten teeth with a mole on her nose with hairs sticking out of it. Disgusted by her appearance, he starts running away from her while she runs after him screaming, “Come back!”

Nathan and Miguel start laughing and continue on with their day. They start playing football and Miguel lands on his duck. Again the quacking sound startles them both and a girl whos twice Miguels size appears in front of him. Miguel tries running away, but the girl grabs him and has him dragging behind her.

Update:

Seeing Gods warning, Nathan is laying on the grass staring up at the sky when the quacking noise starts to happen. Then in front of him appears the most gorgeous he had ever seen. Confused, he looks up and asks God, “But I didn’t touch the duck.” God simply smiles and says, “I know, but she did.”

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