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to summarise

He meets up with Herbert (Quagmires neighbor) and they end up in the back alley where he shows him his chocolate starfish (which looks like its been crying hershes kisses) and in return he gives him a reach around.

Thats where Hershel comes speeding down the alley, proper mashed on gin... he ends up crashing into Peter's house and running away.

Meanwhile Lois is busy at the parlor having her new cat groomed (Minge), evryone in the neighborhood are jealous and are trying to get a piece of her Minge, Peter comes home early to find Lois getting home at the same time... Since she has had the pleasure of her Minge all day she gives it to Peter.

The End