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I would only be upset if the below conditions were met, otherwise I would be amused.

* chair occupied by small child, pet, or my valet, Gustave

* was a premeditated act (not done in a 'moment of passion')

* chair belonged to me and had a pre-throw value of $750 or more

* chair actually makes contact with sensitive portion of my body and I'm rendered

   impotent/sterile

* chair misses me but strikes and damages one of my Renoirs, my Ferrari, or my

   valet, Gustave

Not unless it's my chair 

Not particularly, no.

Not if I took off my underwear and threw them at them first. Then, I have to expect something worse thrown back, like a chair. 

I think that would upset me hun.

I don't get mad.  I get even.

No one has thrown a chair at me.

nope only need table and dining room sorted

No...it upsets them more when I throw it back.

I would say 'feckin jesus, what ya doin?'  It's never happened though. I would be more confused than upset.