Atheists, word is the Ice Capades are mounting a production of "Florence Henderson: Bitсh On Ice"?
What parts are you playing in the production, such as: S&M chorus line, anatomically correct and erect snowmen, the self-abuse boys, etc.?
Update:Mr. Parker, I was never abused by any priest, despite numerous trips to the rectory. Mainly, the priest and I discussed how Jesus was hung.
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I hope they do a tribute to her role as a clown groupie in Shakes The Clown.
The BEST alcoholic clown movie ever made!
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=shakes+the+clown+fl...
I'll play the Sasquatch. Florence was the mother in "Harry and the Hendersons", right?
Math, Science, History unraveling the mystery that all started with a big BANG!
Any Leapin Lesbos or something vaguely hockey related for those of us Canucks shy a tooth or two...
You know, I ought to be able to come up with something amusing for this, but I just can't think of anything.
>the self-abuse boys
Are you angry at these boys for being "self-abused" rather than "priest-abused" as you were?