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Some furry handcuffs

There are loads of things under 5 pounds for just these sought of presents. Novelty gifts under £5 can be found at: Marks & Spencer, Debenhams, Fancy Dress Shops, Boots, Some supermarkets- you will be surprised at the ammount of 'stocking-filler' style novelty gifts. The best presents are the ones that are a reflection of some ones personality/hobbies (in an amusing/funny sense)...you dont want offend or embarrass anyone too badly!

If you go to ann summers you could get some good fun gifts for under a fiver, they have pants that can be eaten.... depends how open minded the lady is.

Go 2 a trick shop might get something there. If u dont get anything give a pencil and a sharpner. An eraser might also help.

well I think its going to be hard to find something humerous with 5 dollors. go to a trick shop. or victoria secrets, or even an adult store .they have all sorts of little items that you can get.

A box of condoms seems pretty humorous to me... lol .. either that or a PLAY GIRL magazine... Both under 5 bucks...

Radox Bubble Bath some people take it has an offence others think its funny & end up loving it.

buy a condom with a nice package and add a paper with istructions as if it was something funny like a bathing hat.. a party balloon.. a finger glove.. make your own sausage container.. or something similar :)

buy her a box of chocalate willys she'l enjoy dem cause der soft n go down easy so she wont get anythin stuck in her teeth :)

Edible c ock ring from Ann summers!!