Yes! I was in my cube at work during lunch making a sandwich. I had a packet of mayonnaise on the side, so I wait to put it on so the bread doesn't get soggy. So my boss and his daughter stop by just as the mayo packet explodes and squirts mayo all over my face, on my glasses, in my hair. It was like the whole packet in one big spurt on me. So I'm all embarrassed and just hi and please excuse myself to go clean up. No big deal really. But later, she pops to make sure I'm okay and whispers "OMG that was so sexy, it was like watching someone shoot a hot load on your face, I wanted to lick it all off and kiss you with it in my mouth"
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Yes! I was in my cube at work during lunch making a sandwich. I had a packet of mayonnaise on the side, so I wait to put it on so the bread doesn't get soggy. So my boss and his daughter stop by just as the mayo packet explodes and squirts mayo all over my face, on my glasses, in my hair. It was like the whole packet in one big spurt on me. So I'm all embarrassed and just hi and please excuse myself to go clean up. No big deal really. But later, she pops to make sure I'm okay and whispers "OMG that was so sexy, it was like watching someone shoot a hot load on your face, I wanted to lick it all off and kiss you with it in my mouth"
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